www.crgnetwork.com >> Main Forums >> Let's Have Some Fun! >> Top Ten Ways You Know You''re in a Public Sector Union
Top Ten Ways You Know You''re in a Public Sector Union
Author Topic

Active Member

Join Date: 10/23/2009
Posts: 23
Location: , WI

Posted: 3/8/2011 12:55:08 PM

Top ten ways to tell if you might be a member of a public sector.
By David Letterman


10.) You take a week off to protest in Wisconsin and your office runs better.

9.) On a snow day when they say “non-essential” people should stay home you know who they mean.

8.) You get paid twice as much as a private sector person doing the same job but make up the difference by doing half as much work.

7.) It takes longer to fire you than the average killer spends on death row.

6.) The worse you do your job, the more your boss avoids you.

5.) You think the French are working themselves to death.

4.) You know by having a copy of the Holy Koran on your desk your job is 100% safe.

3.) You spend more time at protest marches than at church.

2.) You have a Democratic congressman’s lips permanently attached to your butt.

1.) You pay more in union dues than you do for your health care insurance.

© 2024 Copyright CRG Advocates, Inc. All Rights Reserved. crg@crgnetwork.com   |   414-801-0800